Josh Harris Encounter continued

Table Talk Continued...

Josh: Wow. All the way from Philly.

Someone: We went to VA first (aka. we got lost)

Alex: We found our way when we saw the Mormon Temple landmark. It serves as a guide.

Josh: That's ironic. A cult guiding your way. Maybe you should find a new landmark.

Alex: Yea, we saw a tree along the way, maybe that will work.

Josh Harris Encounter

Table Talk

Josh Harris: Hi

Jenny: Hi!

Josh: Whats your name?

Jenny: Jenny

Josh: Who are the rest of these folks?

Alex: We roll with Jenny

Josh: You guys should get t-shirts made that say that!

Jenny: I disagree

The rest: Ha-ha

Spy Satellites & the Schuylkill River

In case anyone hasn't heard about the spy satellite containing a toxic fuel plummeting towards earth, well, there was a spy satellite containing a toxic fuel plummeting towards earth. Rest easy, though, it's been shot down.

However, while it isn't usually the best to dwell on the "what could have beens", I think I'll make an exception for this case. Let us speculate for a moment on what could have happened if the satellite crash landed (with all it's toxic fuel) in the beloved Schuylkill River.

Currently there are two theories:

1. The toxic fuel would have neutralized the already toxic water from the Schuylkill River, thus restoring it to a pristine condition. Vegetation would return, fish would swim, birds would sing...or...
2. The toxic fuel will mix with the already toxic water to mutate a seemingly harmless creature into a giant deadly monster that would attack Philadelphia!!!! The only way Philly would be saved is if an unsuspecting rowing team was also in the water at the time, causing them to mutate into a superhero rowing team!!!!

Does anybody have any other theories?

(HT: Will Haun, Chris)

Table Talk: What is It?

So, that odd conversation you saw below...that's what we're going to call "Table Talk". But why such a name as that?

"Table Talk" is more famously known as a compilation of the notes the students and colleagues of Martin Luther wrote as he spoke. For us, it is more of a chronicle of conversations that may happen around our kitchen table. While many will be "inside jokes" few will understand, perhaps one may find a few entertaining, or maybe even (somewhat) insightful.

Table Talk: Part 1

Rick Healey: Willy, grow a beard!

Will Mulgrew: I will never grow a beard!

RH: What if your wife wanted you to grow a beard?

WM: Well..um.. in that I case I guess I would.

RH: You're right, Willy, you'll never grow a beard!